Germaphobe Alert!

How cute is that lil muffin? Well very... I have a secret I expect you peeps to keep. *Gasp* I am a slight a germaphobe but not TOO harsh. Well anyway I have like 23 antibacterial gels and hand creams and moist towelettes and such. I avoid telephones because they are more germy then A TOILET SEAT. Factual! SO I stick to using my Mom's cell phone. Think I am dumb? I found out it has TWICE more germs than a telephone. Guess what? I stick to Email now. It is fine if you call me on the phone, but I hold it away from my face and disinfect it daily and my hands. But the awful truth is your hands. More germs. SO I have lots of antibacterial products. And soap. And water. And moist towelettes. IF you think I'm nuts you may be INcorrect. Just kidding! I am not germaphobic. Though I strictly shower daily and wash my hands after and before food and contact with animals. I love antibacterial hand stuff, though. I have a bunch of those little anti-germ markers thar disinfect and want more. So I am good. I am NOT germy like my gross brothers Ken and Steve but not a total germaphobe like my Dad. IN between. I am disinfectant but if you come near me you don't plug your nose cause I smell like cleanser TOO much. Bye!